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The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican

“Whatever, I do what I want”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific


Outer Utonixick Gollinican

Population6.629 billion



The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Necron with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.629 billion Outer Utonixick Gollinicanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zephyrus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Outer Utonixick Gollinicanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,987 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 299,764 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Populations of two-headed wolves have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, and the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Utonixick Gollinican's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Transcendence.

Outer Utonixick Gollinican is ranked 97,776th in the world and 3,893rd in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 54.19 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Secular: 11thMost Developed: 96thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 114thLongest Average Lifespans: 122ndMost Beautiful Environments: 125thBest Weather: 164thMost Pacifist: 175thSafest: 182ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 189thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 217thSmartest Citizens: 241stHealthiest Citizens: 252ndMost Advanced Public Education: 253rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 253rdHighest Poor Incomes: 290thNicest Citizens: 325thMost Compassionate Citizens: 327thHighest Average Tax Rates: 327thLowest Crime Rates: 329thLargest Governments: 365thMost Scientifically Advanced: 375thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 412thMost Cultured: 461stMost Inclusive: 536thLargest Information Technology Sector: 585thMost Cheerful Citizens: 591stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 680thLargest Welfare Programs: 930thMost Influential: 1,054thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,372ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,619thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,870thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,937thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,098thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,660thMost Income Equality: 6,108thHighest Economic Output: 6,206thMost Efficient Economies: 6,459thTop
Highest Drug Use: 11,506thMost Stationary: 12,281st
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 79th in the regionMost Influential: 84th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 93rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 102nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 111th in the regionMost Stationary: 234th in the regionMost Income Equality: 241st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 299th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 356th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 469th in the regionNudest: 502nd in the region

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