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The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican

“Whatever, I do what I want”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific


Outer Utonixick Gollinican

Population8.659 billion



The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Necron with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.659 billion Outer Utonixick Gollinicanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zephyrus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Outer Utonixick Gollinicanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,799 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 323,352 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, Necron's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Utonixick Gollinican's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Transcendence.

Outer Utonixick Gollinican is ranked 40,611th in the world and 1,098th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 193.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Secular: 9thMost Beautiful Environments: 83rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 84thMost Developed: 106thBest Weather: 119thLongest Average Lifespans: 120thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 134thHealthiest Citizens: 135thSafest: 139thMost Pacifist: 159thSmartest Citizens: 169thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 177thMost Advanced Public Education: 186thLeast Corrupt Governments: 228thLowest Crime Rates: 230thHighest Average Tax Rates: 248thLargest Governments: 286thMost Scientifically Advanced: 286thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 289thHighest Poor Incomes: 311thNicest Citizens: 312thMost Compassionate Citizens: 319thMost Cultured: 372ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 489thMost Cheerful Citizens: 519thMost Inclusive: 523rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 599thLargest Welfare Programs: 739thMost Influential: 823rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,115thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,190thMost Efficient Economies: 1,531stHighest Average Incomes: 1,544thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,808thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,833rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,512thHighest Economic Output: 4,792ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,391stMost Income Equality: 9,286thMost Stationary: 10,642ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,011th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 78th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 85th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 140th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 199th in the regionMost Stationary: 200th in the regionLargest Populations: 335th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 400th in the regionMost Income Equality: 418th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 595th in the region

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