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The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican

“Whatever, I do what I want”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific


Outer Utonixick Gollinican

Population8.252 billion



The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Necron with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.252 billion Outer Utonixick Gollinicanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zephyrus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Outer Utonixick Gollinicanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,636 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 319,523 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk, the Outer Utonixick Gollinicanian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and most ambassadors from Outer Utonixick Gollinican retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Utonixick Gollinican's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Transcendence.

Outer Utonixick Gollinican is ranked 205,116th in the world and 7,909th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -37.47 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Secular: 10thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 88thMost Beautiful Environments: 90thMost Developed: 117thBest Weather: 129thLongest Average Lifespans: 133rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 141stSafest: 142ndHealthiest Citizens: 154thMost Pacifist: 165thSmartest Citizens: 179thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 184thMost Advanced Public Education: 199thLeast Corrupt Governments: 222ndLowest Crime Rates: 247thHighest Average Tax Rates: 253rdHighest Poor Incomes: 270thMost Scientifically Advanced: 294thLargest Governments: 295thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 303rdNicest Citizens: 325thMost Compassionate Citizens: 326thMost Cultured: 393rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 494thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 528thMost Cheerful Citizens: 528thMost Inclusive: 534thMost Influential: 763rdLargest Welfare Programs: 780thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,000thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,137thHighest Average Incomes: 1,596thMost Efficient Economies: 1,613thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,761stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,769thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,587thHighest Economic Output: 5,068thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,278thMost Income Equality: 6,618thTop
Most Stationary: 10,893rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,617th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 69th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 93rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 139th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 183rd in the regionMost Stationary: 203rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 316th in the regionLargest Populations: 337th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 495th in the region

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