The Communion of Oxhrenhungamar is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dumazkel the Constant with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.972 billion Oxhren are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxorus. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Oxhren economy, worth 262 trillion Guldens a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,301 Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death, and religious classes are compulsory for all school students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oxhrenhungamar's national animal is the Bhulgan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oxryune.

Oxhrenhungamar is ranked 288,635^th in the world and 3^rd in Cymopolia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -7.21 on the Hickory Productivity Index.