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The Free Republic of Oxirix

“Quam magnum est non laudari, esse et laudabilem!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population38.004 billion


CurrencyEucastrian Drachma

The Free Republic of Oxirix is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Xall with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 38.004 billion Oxiris have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suntau. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Oxirixian economy, worth a remarkable 8,711 trillion Eucastrian Drachmas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 229,223 Eucastrian Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

The homeless more often beg for mercy than money, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, a degree in Xall Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oxirix's national animal is the Sphynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Individualism.

Oxirix is ranked 135th in the world and 7th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 42,394.3 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 135thLargest Populations: 201stMost Stationary: 574thHighest Economic Output: 594thMost Rebellious Youth: 701stHighest Crime Rates: 758thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 762ndLargest Publishing Industry: 785thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,135thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,246thRudest Citizens: 1,292ndMost Armed: 1,627thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,831stFattest Citizens: 2,193rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,632ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,706thSmartest Citizens: 3,036thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,455thLargest Black Market: 3,807thMost Secular: 4,220thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,221stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,341stHighest Average Incomes: 4,359thLargest Mining Sector: 5,583rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,571stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,414thTop
Most Influential: 11,748thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,973rdLargest Retail Industry: 16,265thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,847thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,326thMost Efficient Economies: 20,864th
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 41st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 44th in the regionRudest Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 61st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 73rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 80th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 88th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 98th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 107th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 120th in the regionMost Secular: 120th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 135th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 179th in the regionLargest Black Market: 186th in the regionMost Influential: 192nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 212th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 337th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 350th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 409th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 458th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 466th in the regionMost Cultured: 470th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 521st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 529th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 575th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 575th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
  • : Oxirix was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, a degree in Xall Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, Oxirix isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics.


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