The Kingdom of Ozstan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Peter with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.811 billion Ozstanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Perth. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ozstanian economy, worth 812 trillion crowns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,864 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozstan's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ozstan is ranked 21,193^rd in the world and 946^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,164.01 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.