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The Maoist of P R of China

“China will always remain the builder of world peace” Xi Jinping

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Hatchling

Location: Lazarus

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P R of China

Population2.374 billion

CapitalBeijing
LeaderXi Jinping
FaithBuddhism

CurrencyYuan Renminbi
AnimalPanda

The Maoist of P R of China is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Xi Jinping with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.374 billion Chineses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese economy, worth 665 trillion Yuan Renminbis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 280,361 Yuan Renminbis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 827,479 per year while the poor average 74,701, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, P R of China isn't what it used to be, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P R of China's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

P R of China is ranked 92,087th in the world and 3,232nd in Lazarus for Most Extreme, scoring 19.42 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Top
1%
Largest Retail Industry: 1,347thLargest Mining Sector: 1,538thMost Avoided: 1,684thFattest Citizens: 2,047thTop
5%
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,118thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,169thHighest Average Incomes: 2,419thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,464thMost Efficient Economies: 2,592ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,601stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,721stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,025thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,125thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,162ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,203rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,593rdMost Secular: 3,735thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,218thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,221stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,311thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,430thLargest Black Market: 4,871stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,287thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,641stSmartest Citizens: 7,159thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,249thLargest Governments: 8,080thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,217thTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 10,969thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,714thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,455thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,577thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,256thMost Developed: 18,337thRudest Citizens: 20,283rd
Top
1%
Largest Retail Industry: 60th in the regionTop
5%
Most Avoided: 84th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 88th in the regionFattest Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 110th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 111th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 115th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 119th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 122nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 122nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 124th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 160th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 161st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 161st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 161st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 164th in the regionMost Secular: 183rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 193rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 206th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 212th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 267th in the regionLargest Black Market: 274th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 299th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 376th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 399th in the regionLargest Governments: 461st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 493rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 559th in the regionRudest Citizens: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 697th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 704th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 757th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : P R of China's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : P R of China was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, the Top 5% for Lowest Crime Rates, and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • : P R of China lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, P R of China isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : P R of China's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : P R of China was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, Fattest Citizens, and Largest Insurance Industry and the Top 5% for Lowest Crime Rates.

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