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The Federation of Paajarvi Lake-Karstula

“Finnish Lakes”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lakes in Finland

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Paajarvi Lake-Karstula

Population1.183 billion

Currencygamble
Animalgamble

The Federation of Paajarvi Lake-Karstula is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.183 billion Paajarvi Lake-Karstulans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.1%.

The powerhouse Paajarvi Lake-Karstulan economy, worth 94.6 trillion gambles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,967 gambles, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Paajarvi Lake-Karstula, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paajarvi Lake-Karstula's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paajarvi Lake-Karstula is ranked 240,820th in the world and 280th in Lakes in Finland for Largest Black Market, with 185 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 19,992ndNicest Citizens: 20,191stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,370thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 29,705th
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Most Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Paajarvi Lake-Karstula, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Paajarvi Lake-Karstula, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
  • : Following new legislation in Paajarvi Lake-Karstula, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
  • : Following new legislation in Paajarvi Lake-Karstula, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Paajarvi Lake-Karstula.
  • : Following new legislation in Paajarvi Lake-Karstula, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in Paajarvi Lake-Karstula, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Paajarvi Lake-Karstula, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Paajarvi Lake-Karstula, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Paajarvi Lake-Karstula, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Paajarvi Lake-Karstula, commemoration of the Great Lakes in Finland War costs almost as much as the war itself.

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