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The Real Deal of Pabloluka

“It's not the size of a man, but the size of his heart” Evander Holyfield

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Balder

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Pabloluka

Population14.514 billion

LeaderEvander Holyfield

CurrencyUS$ Dolar
AnimalGeorge Foreman

The Real Deal of Pabloluka is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Evander Holyfield with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.514 billion Warriorx hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 16.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lukista economy, worth a remarkable 3,943 trillion US$ Dolars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 271,714 US$ Dolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment. Crime is totally unknown. Pabloluka's national animal is the George Foreman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pabloluka is ranked 837th in the world and 24th in Balder for Most Pacifist, with 234.37 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 376thMost Cultured: 565thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 566thMost Developed: 808thMost Cheerful Citizens: 830thMost Pacifist: 837thLongest Average Lifespans: 980thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,000thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,006thNicest Citizens: 1,023rdSmartest Citizens: 1,042ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,062ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,235thLargest Retail Industry: 1,238thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,248thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,251stHealthiest Citizens: 1,476thTop
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Most Inclusive: 1,621stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,642ndBest Weather: 1,906thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,043rdHighest Economic Output: 2,186thHighest Average Incomes: 2,239thRudest Citizens: 3,169thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,276thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,496thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,813thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,177thSafest: 5,787thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,078thLargest Governments: 6,166thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,686thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,089thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,102ndMost Influential: 7,751stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,912thMost Secular: 9,660thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,171stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,479thLargest Populations: 10,802ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,988thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,524th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 46th in the regionMost Inclusive: 49th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 49th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 58th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 63rd in the regionBest Weather: 64th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 84th in the regionRudest Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 130th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 158th in the regionMost Stationary: 170th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 244th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 293rd in the regionLargest Governments: 302nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 305th in the regionSafest: 326th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 330th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 349th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 357th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 400th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 405th in the regionMost Secular: 463rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pabloluka, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
  • : Following new legislation in Pabloluka, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Pabloluka, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
  • : Following new legislation in Pabloluka, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Pabloluka, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Pabloluka' is a smash hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Pabloluka, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Lukista citizenship in droves.
  • : Following new legislation in Pabloluka, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Pabloluka was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Pabloluka, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Pabloluka, the nation's nuclear defence policy is to "turn the other cheek".

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