The Federation of Paijat-Hame wellbeing services county is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.14 billion Paijat-Hame wellbeing services countyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Paijat-Hame wellbeing services countyian economy, worth 75.7 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,425 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paijat-Hame wellbeing services county's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paijat-Hame wellbeing services county is ranked 18,081^st in the world and 3^rd in Wellbeing services counties of Finland for Most Conservative, scoring 85 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.