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The Oppressed Peoples of Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom

“Murder is Money, Money is Time, Time for Killing”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: The Snipers That Shall Kill You

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Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom

Population142 million

Currencybullet wound
Animalpathetic human

The Oppressed Peoples of Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 142 million filthy immigrants are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.3%.

The thriving stupid economy, worth 8.35 trillion bullet wounds a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 58,791 bullet wounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 207,689 per year while the poor average 12,028, a ratio of 17.3 to 1.

Teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom's offices, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, justice is blinding, and closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom's national animal is the pathetic human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom is ranked 26,661st in the world and 1st in The Snipers That Shall Kill You for Most Pro-Market, scoring 69.88 on the Rand Index.

Top
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,406thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,785thTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,520thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,568thHighest Crime Rates: 13,132ndMost Avoided: 16,307th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom, closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom, justice is blinding.
  • : Following new legislation in Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom's offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom.
  • : Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Desertification"".
  • : Following new legislation in Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom, the Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
  • : Following new legislation in Pain Stemming Rosebud Kingdom, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.

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