The Federation of Paite Landscape Conservation Area is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.15 billion Paite Landscape Conservation Areans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Paite Landscape Conservation Arean economy, worth 95.6 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 83,142 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paite Landscape Conservation Area's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Paite Landscape Conservation Area is ranked 67,778^th in the world and 6^th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Largest Governments, scoring 19.67 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.