The Sultanate of Pakistan and Bangladesh is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.274 billion Pakistan and Bangladeshians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakistan and Bangladeshian economy, worth a remarkable 2,019 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 321,858 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, Markhor is one of the most popular forenames in Pakistan and Bangladesh, and the government is lending a hand to private industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakistan and Bangladesh's national animal is the Markhor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pakistan and Bangladesh is ranked 1,564^th in the world and 74^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 321,858.7 Standard Monetary Units.