The Sultanate of Pakistan and Bangladesh is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.653 billion Pakistan and Bangladeshians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakistan and Bangladeshian economy, worth a remarkable 2,634 trillion Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 344,234 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax Rupees each year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakistan and Bangladesh's national animal is the Markhor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pakistan and Bangladesh is ranked 237,194^th in the world and 9,867^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 19.14 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.