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The Welfarist Vizierdom of Pakitsk

“Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk” Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The East Pacific



Population7.757 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Welfarist Vizierdom of Pakitsk is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.757 billion Pakotský enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 1,614 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,173 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The East Pacific, and builders across Pakitsk are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 41,606th in the world and 318th in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 7.76 billion Capita.

Largest Welfare Programs: 50thMost Compassionate Citizens: 61stNicest Citizens: 88thMost Inclusive: 99thMost Pacifist: 103rdBest Weather: 107thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 146thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 157thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 189thMost Beautiful Environments: 202ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 218thMost Developed: 219thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 234thLongest Average Lifespans: 241stHealthiest Citizens: 269thMost Influential: 345thHighest Average Tax Rates: 426thMost Secular: 483rdMost Advanced Public Education: 568thLargest Governments: 651stLeast Corrupt Governments: 662ndLowest Crime Rates: 759thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,029thSafest: 1,392ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,687thSmartest Citizens: 1,724thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,183rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,287thMost Cultured: 3,434thMost Efficient Economies: 3,840thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,449thHighest Average Incomes: 6,029thHighest Economic Output: 10,889thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,184thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,271stLargest Publishing Industry: 14,428thMost Stationary: 14,776th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionSafest: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 74th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 87th in the regionMost Cultured: 87th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 99th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 152nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 178th in the regionMost Stationary: 206th in the regionLargest Populations: 318th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 360th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 376th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 401st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 813th in the region

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