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The Anti-Marsupial Wardenate of Pakitsk

“Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk” Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv

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Location: The East Pacific



Population2.874 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Anti-Marsupial Wardenate of Pakitsk is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.874 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The all-consuming Pakatska economy, worth 341 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 118,781 danirtsks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, Pakatska tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 96,745th in the world and 4,372nd in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 16.17 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 431stLargest Welfare Programs: 462ndNicest Citizens: 542ndBest Weather: 544thMost Pacifist: 657thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 737thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 738thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 844thMost Inclusive: 877thMost Beautiful Environments: 979thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,043rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,140thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,259thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,912thHealthiest Citizens: 1,969thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,476thMost Influential: 3,070thLowest Crime Rates: 3,531stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,043rdLargest Governments: 4,080thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,584thMost Secular: 6,447thMost Developed: 7,287thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,453rdSmartest Citizens: 7,749thMost Cultured: 8,045thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,048thSafest: 9,527thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,447th
Largest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 84th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionLargest Governments: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 135th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 202nd in the regionMost Cultured: 206th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Developed: 219th in the regionMost Secular: 222nd in the regionMost Influential: 239th in the regionSafest: 318th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 441st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 470th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 489th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 509th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 584th in the regionLargest Populations: 593rd in the regionNudest: 644th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 678th in the region

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