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The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk

“Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk” Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The East Pacific



Population4.879 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.879 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth 832 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 170,577 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 156,994th in the world and 6,133rd in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -91.22 on the Rand Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 123rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 168thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 206thNicest Citizens: 225thBest Weather: 232ndMost Pacifist: 233rdMost Inclusive: 264thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 326thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 333rdMost Beautiful Environments: 388thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 432ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 478thMost Developed: 563rdMost Influential: 644thLongest Average Lifespans: 647thHighest Average Tax Rates: 709thHealthiest Citizens: 826thMost Advanced Public Education: 848thMost Secular: 931stSafest: 1,087thLowest Crime Rates: 1,111thLargest Governments: 1,200thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,317thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,716thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,720thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,448thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,655thSmartest Citizens: 3,098thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,386thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,387thMost Efficient Economies: 5,077thMost Cultured: 6,269thMost Income Equality: 7,273rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,480thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,349thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,031st
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionSafest: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionMost Secular: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 48th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 58th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 113th in the regionMost Cultured: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 164th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 201st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 271st in the regionMost Stationary: 280th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 294th in the regionMost Income Equality: 322nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 408th in the region

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