The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.128 billion Pakotskì enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 4,035 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,609 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media seems excessively interested in what Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv is wearing this season, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 331^st in the world and 6^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 217.85 law-abiding acts per hour.