The Obvious NPO Plant of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, digital currency, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.826 billion Pakotskì are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 3,121 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 263,937 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, and tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 312,503^rd in the world and 10,276^th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -50.73 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.