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The Welfarist Vizierdom of Pakitsk

“Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk” Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The East Pacific



Population5.928 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Welfarist Vizierdom of Pakitsk is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.928 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 1,123 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,556 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, only adults may purchase violent video games, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 394th in the world and 11th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.94 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 104thLargest Welfare Programs: 104thMost Compassionate Citizens: 122ndNicest Citizens: 163rdMost Pacifist: 163rdBest Weather: 166thMost Inclusive: 197thMost Influential: 234thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 262ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 293rdMost Beautiful Environments: 301stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 308thMost Developed: 394thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 395thLongest Average Lifespans: 448thHighest Average Tax Rates: 553rdHealthiest Citizens: 556thMost Secular: 556thSafest: 689thLowest Crime Rates: 815thLargest Governments: 868thMost Advanced Public Education: 887thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,091stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,910thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,103rdSmartest Citizens: 2,458thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,469thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,820thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,979thMost Efficient Economies: 3,406thMost Cultured: 5,269thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,135thHighest Average Incomes: 7,318thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,665thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,811thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,001stMost Stationary: 16,816thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,255thHighest Drug Use: 18,567th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 67th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 72nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 80th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 137th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 193rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 196th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 221st in the regionMost Stationary: 250th in the regionLargest Populations: 373rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 377th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 449th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 506th in the regionNudest: 749th in the region

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