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The Obvious NPO Plant of Pakitsk

“Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk” Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific



Population11.826 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Obvious NPO Plant of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, digital currency, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.826 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 3,121 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 263,937 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, and tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 312,503rd in the world and 10,276th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -50.73 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 38thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 41stLargest Welfare Programs: 41stBest Weather: 44thNicest Citizens: 45thMost Secular: 48thMost Pacifist: 49thMost Inclusive: 51stMost Developed: 94thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 102ndLongest Average Lifespans: 107thHealthiest Citizens: 110thMost Beautiful Environments: 112thHighest Food Quality: 135thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 188thHighest Average Tax Rates: 211thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 279thLargest Governments: 304thMost Advanced Public Education: 319thLowest Crime Rates: 411thMost Cheerful Citizens: 580thMost Advanced Public Transport: 709thSmartest Citizens: 863rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,066thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,348thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,530thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,849thSafest: 1,991stMost Efficient Economies: 2,115thMost Influential: 2,244thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,694thMost Cultured: 2,722ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,696thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,232ndHighest Economic Output: 5,896thMost Income Equality: 9,174thMost Stationary: 11,161stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 16,224thLargest Populations: 31,255th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 50th in the regionSafest: 56th in the regionMost Cultured: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 87th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 92nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 95th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 162nd in the regionLargest Populations: 236th in the regionMost Income Equality: 346th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 445th in the regionTop
Nudest: 574th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 774th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense.
  • : Pakitsk voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right to Assemble"".
  • : Pakitsk was endorsed by The Allied States of Walo.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Pakitsk Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, a video of Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 157 » New Leganes, Danelaw Scandinavia, VW53Aland, Enlil, Debluu, Axdel, Euricanis, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, The Soviet Texas Union, ArenaC, Caymarnia, Unger under over, The planet nation, Anfair, Aeljae, Dragons Blood, A Slanted Black Stripe, Aquyia, Guys it literally says YOU ARE SUS, Aivintis, CheeseBurrito, The Three States of Fortuna, Centrical Union, Adolanta, Packilvania, Amjedia, Hizuru, Ridann, Empire of Dabiristan, Peatiktist, Brethren, Myehn, Headpat Central, Kangarawa, Blobbo, Isahaak, Thurland, Enou, Mardom, The Great Andes, BearStackof2015, Korasonos, Nuovo Regno Italico, Brotherland, Chalan, The united republican democratic states, East Malaysia, Fellon, Ribanzi, Kalaratri, and 107 others.United Commonwealth of American States, Agave, Blobon, Caro1inia, BadRNG, Lundenia, Kingdom of Hapsteld, Money for ever, AuthRight Authoritarianism, Tea Jol, The 7th Coalition of Alba, A mean old man, Nature and Industry, The Marlands, Kylondia, Merlovich, Valencia islands, The Wallenburgian World Assembly Offices, Lointland, Kond Mex Ethostorgel, Estande, New Sandsnionion, Cacnesia, Coule Presko, Davinhia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Varhemia, Roliganistan, Santa Dystopia, Atrocha, United Citizens, Sansangra, NewImperia, Wes Ser, Federation Of The Artics, Romanoddle Republic, Sandboxford, Wakeopolis, Kavanos, New Gehenna, Mandatory Herding, Turkey Creek, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Karcovshkie, Novosejia, Sea Lions, Eastorias, United Ryan, Marrabuk, Northen Luxembourg, Wiranath, Bobadyk, Jankono, Stanley I, Neratica, Distro-Spartica, Daravon, Vaskeden, Valdomero, West Nagato, Azosd, OhCraplakistan, New Garokirk, Zanithia, Rankes, Solek, Lunma Un, Anzerstadium-Stadwelfheim, Gran Yucanoa, Newsoslavia, Akimera, Vilender, Trinchet, Jestalia, Sethers, Nienor and Sokka, Murshan, Goat Republic, Pondingonia, Parilandia, Grangrado, Reino De Latine, StateToonZ, Luxembaurg, EmpireBR, SoutheastPrussia, The Holy Rat, Verisi, Asendavia, La Xinga, Texaria, Rikos Isles, Keyoism, Nova Avalona, Devlon, Roissyland, Altys, The Angel of Charity, Tassirion, Krozland, Northern Guyeds Koblinge, Handshakers United, Dwightica, Luminarum, Munzians, and Walo.