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The Game of Paldea

“Dedede, that’s the name you should know!” Eevee

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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Paldea

Population3.984 billion

CapitalHyrule
LeaderEevee
FaithGamerism

CurrencyWin Coin
AnimalGoomba

The Game of Paldea is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eevee with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.984 billion Inklings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyrule. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paldean economy, worth 423 trillion Win Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,364 Win Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paldea's national animal is the Goomba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gamerism.

Paldea is ranked 259,730th in the world and 1,264th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -5.1 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,576thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,546thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,245thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,470thNicest Citizens: 4,679thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,708thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,266thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,971stSafest: 7,535thMost Inclusive: 7,804thMost Influential: 8,202ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,824thBest Weather: 8,906thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,173rdHighest Food Quality: 9,767thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,799thHealthiest Citizens: 10,689thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,708thMost Developed: 11,181stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,195thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,292ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,337thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,510thSmartest Citizens: 14,845thMost Cultured: 15,682ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16,546thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,675thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,522ndLargest Publishing Industry: 19,556thMost Income Equality: 19,790thLargest Governments: 21,352ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,486thMost Secular: 26,412thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,914thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,032nd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 67th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 87th in the regionMost Pacifist: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 101st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 115th in the regionNicest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Income Equality: 123rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 128th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 133rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 143rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Paldea, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Paldea, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in Paldea, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Paldea, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
  • : Paldea endorsed The Comrade commonwealth of Leviggo.
  • : Paldea was endorsed by The Comrade commonwealth of Leviggo.
  • : Paldea was endorsed by The Republic of Flaey.
  • : Following new legislation in Paldea, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : Following new legislation in Paldea, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Paldea, trains and passengers alike are often late.

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