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The Armed Republic of Paleocacher

“A wise man in times of peace, prepares for war.” President Fulkerson

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: The League



Population23.392 billion

LeaderPresident Fulkerson

AnimalRed Wolf

The Armed Republic of Paleocacher is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Fulkerson with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.392 billion Paleocacherians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gardena. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paleocacherian economy, worth a remarkable 5,156 trillion Selkies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,428 Selkies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, lending money has become a major liability, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paleocacher's national animal is the Red Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paleocacher is ranked 303,559th in the world and 818th in The League for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -23.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Healthiest Citizens: 1,657thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,967thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,148thBest Weather: 2,390thHighest Economic Output: 2,597thMost Cultured: 2,740thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,946thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,979thTop
Highest Food Quality: 3,226thLowest Crime Rates: 3,403rdMost Influential: 3,692ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,735thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,965thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,037thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,417thMost Patriotic: 4,692ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,860thMost Developed: 4,900thSmartest Citizens: 5,196thHighest Average Incomes: 5,908thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,830thLargest Populations: 7,137thMost Inclusive: 7,271stLargest Governments: 7,774thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,838thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,207thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,943rdRudest Citizens: 10,502ndNicest Citizens: 10,766thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,385thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,454thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,040thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,055thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,427thMost Efficient Economies: 15,882ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,891stMost Advanced Public Education: 19,969th
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 59th in the regionLargest Black Market: 65th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 71st in the region

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