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The State of Pali Aike

“Card Farming”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Guer Aike Territories

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Pali Aike

Population4.356 billion

CapitalAiken 10
LeaderKtenon Sheiaik
FaithCult of Aluen

CurrencyTeshken Credit
AnimalEpolenk Goln

The State of Pali Aike is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ktenon Sheiaik with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.356 billion Pali Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiken 10. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pali Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,622 trillion Teshken Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 372,528 Teshken Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Small shoes often wash up on the beach, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Epolenk Goln', the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and money grows on trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pali Aike's national animal is the Epolenk Goln, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Aluen.

Pali Aike is ranked 210,072nd in the world and 71st in Guer Aike Territories for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.42 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 238thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 331stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 529thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 595thLargest Information Technology Sector: 815thMost Subsidized Industry: 821stMost Corrupt Governments: 984thHighest Average Incomes: 1,029thMost Armed: 1,124thLargest Black Market: 1,156thMost Efficient Economies: 1,980thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,241stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,329thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,965thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,287thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,381stLowest Crime Rates: 3,552ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,604thMost Secular: 3,650thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,881stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,077thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,234thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,644thSmartest Citizens: 5,894thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,965thNudest: 6,983rdMost Conservative: 7,478thMost Authoritarian: 8,138thMost Cultured: 8,225thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,996thHealthiest Citizens: 9,179thHighest Economic Output: 10,797thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,977thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,393rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,773rdMost Developed: 16,435thLargest Retail Industry: 18,442nd
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pali Aike, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Pali Aike, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Pali Aike, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Epolenk Goln'.
  • : Following new legislation in Pali Aike, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Pali Aike, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Pali Aike, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Pali Aike, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Pali Aike, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm.
  • : Following new legislation in Pali Aike, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Pali Aike, begun the Clone Wars have.

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