The State of Pali Aike is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ktenon Sheiaik with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.356 billion Pali Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiken 10. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pali Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,622 trillion Teshken Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 372,528 Teshken Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Small shoes often wash up on the beach, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Epolenk Goln', the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and money grows on trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pali Aike's national animal is the Epolenk Goln, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Aluen.

Pali Aike is ranked 210,072^nd in the world and 71^st in Guer Aike Territories for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.42 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.