The Republic of Pamia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President of Pamia with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.233 billion Pamians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qaavuta. The average income tax rate is 45.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pamian economy, worth a remarkable 2,566 trillion Tsous a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,971 Tsous, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, and APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pamia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pamia is ranked 34,011^th in the world and 6^th in CISB Reforged for Most Patriotic, with 40.44 flags saluted per person per day.