The Federal Republic of Panama Coalition is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Federal President William I with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 17.177 billion Coalitionist Panamanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panama DC. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Panama Coalitionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,427 trillion Balboas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,339 Balboas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, and it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panama Coalition's national animal is the Aguila Arpia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panama Coalition is ranked 117,746^th in the world and 1,001^st in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 1.84 trillion Standard Monetary Units.