The Pandas of Pandaland II is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Giant Panda with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.499 billion Pandas enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Bamboo Forest. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Panda economy, worth a remarkable 8,179 trillion Bamboos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 495,754 Bamboos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, athletes are renowned for being the best at maths, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", and the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace. Crime is totally unknown. Pandaland II's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bambooism.

Pandaland II is ranked 295^th in the world and 2^nd in the West Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 13,279 trillion Standard Monetary Units.