Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the West Pacific
Population | 9.889 billion |
Capital | Bamboo City |
Leader | Panderboy |
Faith | Bambooism |
Currency | Bamboo Shoots |
Animal | Giant Panda |
The Panderers of Pandaland MMIXX is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Panderboy with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.889 billion Pandaland MMIXXians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bamboo City. The average income tax rate is 77.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Pandaland MMIXXian economy, worth a remarkable 1,649 trillion Bamboo Shoots a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,843 Bamboo Shoots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, and the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pandaland MMIXX's national animal is the Giant Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bambooism.
Pandaland MMIXX is ranked 19,116th in the world and 178th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,649.00444463648 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pandaland MMIXX, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in Pandaland MMIXX, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
- : Following new legislation in Pandaland MMIXX, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
- : Following new legislation in Pandaland MMIXX, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
- : Following new legislation in Pandaland MMIXX, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law.
- : Pandaland MMIXX's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Pandaland MMIXX was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Pandaland MMIXX, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.
- : Following new legislation in Pandaland MMIXX, trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes.
- : Following new legislation in Pandaland MMIXX, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.