“One race, one nation, under one almighty creator” President Edik Princev
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
|Leader||President Edik Princev|
The Federal Ethnostate of Pandoska is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Edik Princev with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.295 billion Pandoskans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veliky Tsaritsyn. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Pandoskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,197 trillion Federal Rubles a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 278,924 Federal Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.
Garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, more and more people are signing up for the government party, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pandoska's national animal is the Tsar Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pandoskan Orthodoxy.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pandoska was endorsed by The ⌚ Brainwashed Bureaucrats ⌚ of Destructive Government Endorsing System.
- : Pandoska was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
- : Pandoska was endorsed by The Ghost of Delegate Past of Pallaith.
- : Pandoska was endorsed by The Republic of Siwale.
- : Pandoska was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Baldova.
- : Pandoska was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Maott.
- : Pandoska was endorsed by The United Dynastic Republic of Opstan.
- : Pandoska was endorsed by The Confederacy of Zyvetskistaahn.
- : Pandoska was endorsed by The Allied States of Afcon.
- : Pandoska was endorsed by The Technocratic Republic of Kasazzastan.
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