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The Federal Ethnostate of Pandoska

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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population6.117 billion

CapitalVeliky Tsaritsyn
LeaderPresident Edik Princev
FaithPandoskan Orthodoxy

CurrencyFederal Ruble
AnimalTsar Eagle

The Federal Ethnostate of Pandoska is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Edik Princev with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.117 billion Pandoskans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veliky Tsaritsyn. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Pandoskan economy, worth a remarkable 2,183 trillion Federal Rubles a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 357,022 Federal Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,130,195 per year while the poor average 86,048, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pandoska's national animal is the Tsar Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pandoskan Orthodoxy.

Pandoska is ranked 206,283rd in the world and 9,070th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.34 Crimes Per Hour.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 167thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 288thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 326thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 347thMost Corrupt Governments: 835thLargest Black Market: 921stMost Devout: 929thLowest Crime Rates: 1,082ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,127thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,244thMost Armed: 1,367thMost Influential: 1,476thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,514thLargest Governments: 1,681stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,718thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,824thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,957thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,082ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,223rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,306thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,485thMost Efficient Economies: 2,660thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,809thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,816thMost Developed: 3,447thLargest Mining Sector: 3,470thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,615thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,294thRudest Citizens: 5,314thSmartest Citizens: 6,208thHighest Economic Output: 6,651stTop
Most Avoided: 12,391stLargest Welfare Programs: 12,699thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,090th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionMost Devout: 43rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Armed: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 62nd in the regionLargest Governments: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 89th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 98th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 99th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 112th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 129th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 131st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 142nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 158th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 163rd in the regionMost Developed: 193rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 200th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 232nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 233rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 289th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 359th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 512th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 584th in the regionMost Influential: 603rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 824th in the regionLargest Populations: 856th in the region

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