The Silverite Guardian of Pangaea-Panthalassa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by 이순신 Yi Sun Sin with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 4.338 billion Pangaea-Panthalassans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pangaean Carthage. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pangaea-Panthalassan economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion Knots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 143,747 Knots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

이순신 Yi Sun Sin affectionately nicknames supporters by number, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements, and tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants. Crime is totally unknown. Pangaea-Panthalassa's national animal is the pan² dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Pangaea-Panthalassa is ranked 272,230^th in the world and 261^st in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Primitive, scoring -163.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.