The Northern Federation of Pantoslavia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Carolus Rex with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.573 billion Pantoslavics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vraxburg. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pantoslavian economy, worth 449 trillion Paper Standards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 98,211 Paper Standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, polygamy is legal, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pantoslavia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Pantoslavia is ranked 70,420^th in the world and 387^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,965.83 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.