The Republik of Pantsville is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liam Apello with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.921 billion Pantsvillejans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panapolis. The average income tax rate is 5.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pantsvillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion Florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,905 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pantsville's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.

Pantsville is ranked 300,506^th in the world and 129^th in Lands End for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -8.37 on the Hickory Productivity Index.