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The Squadrismo of Paolo Di Canio

“SONO FASCISTA, NON RAZZISTA”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Red Guards

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Paolo Di Canio

Population10.039 billion

CurrencyMark
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Squadrismo of Paolo Di Canio is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.039 billion Fascist Comrades are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 38.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Paolo Di Canioan economy, worth 421 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,966 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paolo Di Canio's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Paolo Di Canio is ranked 111,432nd in the world and 1st in Red Guards for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 874.3 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Most Authoritarian: 8,654thMost Stationary: 10,255thMost Conservative: 10,601stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,670thMost Influential: 15,037thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,560th

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  • : Paolo Di Canio was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Paolo Di Canio was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Paolo Di Canio was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Paolo Di Canio was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Paolo Di Canio was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Paolo Di Canio was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Paolo Di Canio rejected a request from Lardyland for an embassy with Red Guards.
  • : Paolo Di Canio was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Paolo Di Canio was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Paolo Di Canio was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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