The Matriarchy of PapaBellum is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Regent PapaBellum with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.888 billion Draconixeses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bella. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient PapaBellumian economy, worth an astonishing 15,256 trillion Blood Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 852,908 Blood Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fate of the world literally rests on Queen Regent PapaBellum's fingers, certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PapaBellum's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Intrabellum Pact.

PapaBellum is ranked 2,149^th in the world and 2^nd in Papastan for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.04 million Standard Monetary Units.