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The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky

“Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Papastan

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PapaDracky

Population19.094 billion

CapitalTower of Consumption
LeaderKing CREAM
FaithProfitism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalElcor

The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.094 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth an astonishing 13,100 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 686,128 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,426,664 per year while the poor average 6,172, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, and people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 10th in the world and 1st in Papastan for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 83,401.79 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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1%
Rudest Citizens: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thMost Avoided: 9thHighest Crime Rates: 10thLargest Gambling Industry: 10thMost Armed: 10thFattest Citizens: 11thLargest Retail Industry: 11thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21stMost Rebellious Youth: 22ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 31stHighest Drug Use: 36thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 54thMost Scientifically Advanced: 103rdHighest Average Incomes: 114thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 116thMost Corrupt Governments: 143rdMost Efficient Economies: 148thLargest Insurance Industry: 162ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 162ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 171stLargest Mining Sector: 178thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 192ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 204thHighest Economic Output: 438thMost Secular: 466thLargest Information Technology Sector: 870thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 915thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,238thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,595thMost Pro-Market: 1,726thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,194thTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,201stMost Stationary: 7,022ndSmartest Citizens: 9,204thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,664thMost Influential: 9,803rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,903rdTop
10%
Largest Populations: 17,688thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,771stNudest: 18,001stLargest Black Market: 19,381stLargest Governments: 21,275thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,430thMost Politically Free: 27,675th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : PapaDracky was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.

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