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The Dominion of PapaJacky

“Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Papastan

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PapaJacky

Population18.501 billion

CapitalGrainville
LeaderHigh Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky
FaithLovetism

CurrencyLoaf
AnimalPig

The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.501 billion Jackens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,566 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 408,998 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cremation is compulsory for the deceased, train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco, the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.

PapaJacky is ranked 142,355th in the world and 3rd in Papastan for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,334.17 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Inclusive: 5thMost Advanced Public Education: 6thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thMost Pacifist: 12thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13thHighest Food Quality: 17thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18thNicest Citizens: 24thMost Secular: 25thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25thLargest Governments: 26thMost Beautiful Environments: 28thMost Developed: 28thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29thLongest Average Lifespans: 33rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34thSmartest Citizens: 39thLargest Welfare Programs: 39thHealthiest Citizens: 42ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45thBest Weather: 50thSafest: 50thLowest Crime Rates: 76thMost Advanced Public Transport: 79thMost Cultured: 158thMost Efficient Economies: 174thLargest Information Technology Sector: 225thHighest Poor Incomes: 230thMost Scientifically Advanced: 238thMost Subsidized Industry: 295thMost Cheerful Citizens: 453rdHighest Average Incomes: 859thHighest Economic Output: 1,188thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,969thMost Stationary: 8,101stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,294thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,449thMost Influential: 11,787thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,209thTop
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Largest Populations: 14,460thMost Income Equality: 16,405thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,319thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,958th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : PapaJacky was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Loaf mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, many friends and relatives of High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.

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