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The Dominion of PapaJacky

“Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Papastan

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PapaJacky

Population13.87 billion

CapitalGrainville
LeaderHigh Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky
FaithLovetism

CurrencyLoaf
AnimalPig

The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.87 billion Jackens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,961 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 357,743 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, large sections of PapaJacky have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.

PapaJacky is ranked 207,312th in the world and 4th in Papastan for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.11 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Inclusive: 7thMost Advanced Public Education: 10thMost Pacifist: 23rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 27thHighest Average Tax Rates: 31stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37thLeast Corrupt Governments: 38thNicest Citizens: 39thMost Beautiful Environments: 40thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 47thMost Developed: 50thLargest Welfare Programs: 53rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56thLongest Average Lifespans: 61stSmartest Citizens: 64thLargest Governments: 65thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 65thHealthiest Citizens: 80thBest Weather: 94thSafest: 108thMost Advanced Public Transport: 110thLowest Crime Rates: 141stHighest Poor Incomes: 206thMost Secular: 228thMost Cultured: 237thMost Efficient Economies: 244thMost Subsidized Industry: 246thLargest Information Technology Sector: 377thMost Scientifically Advanced: 420thMost Cheerful Citizens: 925thHighest Average Incomes: 1,116thHighest Economic Output: 1,847thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,820thMost Income Equality: 8,126thMost Stationary: 10,347thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,815thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,842ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,336thMost Influential: 14,896thLargest Populations: 16,322ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,010th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, large sections of PapaJacky have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.

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