The Republic of Paradiismadd is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 482 million Paradiismaddians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Paradiismaddian economy, worth 19.9 trillion Uʹrvvlõstts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,385 Uʹrvvlõstts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, and parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paradiismadd's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paradiismadd is ranked 9,171^st in the world and 5^th in Luadastmaa Puppet Region for Most Secular, with 96.22 Atheism Rate.