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The Republic of Paraguay Occidental

“Py'aguapy ha Tekojoja” Mario Abdo Benítez

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Avaldonia

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Paraguay Occidental

Population4.92 billion

CapitalNueva Asunción
LeaderMario Abdo Benítez
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyGuarani
AnimalBell Bird

The Republic of Paraguay Occidental is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mario Abdo Benítez with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.92 billion Paraguayos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Asunción. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paraguay Occidentalian economy, worth 583 trillion Guaranis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 118,560 Guaranis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is reining in public spending, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paraguay Occidental's national animal is the Bell Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Paraguay Occidental is ranked 169,607th in the world and 37th in Avaldonia for Most Stationary, with 101.7793793056 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,117thMost Pacifist: 10,502ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,605thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,524thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,616thSafest: 11,682ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,943rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,496thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,575thNicest Citizens: 12,804thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,027thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,219thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,735thLowest Crime Rates: 14,541stTop
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Most Developed: 15,177thHighest Food Quality: 16,566thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,943rdMost Inclusive: 18,396thSmartest Citizens: 20,393rdBest Weather: 22,171stMost Cultured: 23,320thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,033rdMost Efficient Economies: 27,832ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,578thLargest Governments: 29,130th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Paraguay Occidental was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Paraguay Occidental, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework.
  • : Following new legislation in Paraguay Occidental, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
  • : Paraguay Occidental was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Paraguay Occidental was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Paraguay Occidental, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Paraguay Occidental, the government is reining in public spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Paraguay Occidental, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Paraguay Occidental's mid-life crisis.
  • : Paraguay Occidental's influence in Avaldonia rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Paraguay Occidental was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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