“Quod Nunc Sum, Et Tu Eris”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: the South Pacific
The Borderlands of Paranoia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by CK Flynn with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.065 billion Paranoians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psychosis. The average income tax rate is 58.9%.
The powerhouse Paranoid economy, worth 190 trillion krónas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 92,298 krónas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paranoia's national animal is the crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Delusionalism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Paranoia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Omiri.
- : Paranoia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans and Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Paranoia, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- : Following new legislation in Paranoia, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
- : Following new legislation in Paranoia, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
- : Following new legislation in Paranoia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
- : Following new legislation in Paranoia, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
- : Paranoia endorsed The Democratic Republic of Higash.
- : Paranoia endorsed The Republic of Rendania.
- : Paranoia was endorsed by The Republic of Rendania.
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