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The City of Light of Paris

“FLVCTVAT NEC MERGITVR”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: belgium

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Paris

Population15.096 billion

Currencyfranc
Animallion

The City of Light of Paris is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 15.096 billion Parisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.6%.

The strong Parisian economy, worth 699 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,364 francs, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Paris's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paris is ranked 157,693rd in the world and 124th in belgium for Rudest Citizens, with 36.1 Insults Per Minute.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2,097thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,021stMost Primitive: 4,515thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,082ndLargest Black Market: 7,192ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,970thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,751stTop
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Most Cultured: 12,647thLargest Populations: 13,871stMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,327thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,371st
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Most Primitive: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Paris, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Paris, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris, bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping.

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