The Federation of Parnu Landscape Conservation Area is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.118 billion Parnu Landscape Conservation Areans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 52.6%.

The all-consuming Parnu Landscape Conservation Arean economy, worth 97.1 trillion gambles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,877 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, nobody likes bad boys any more, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, and the same 1118 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parnu Landscape Conservation Area's national animal is the gamble.

Parnu Landscape Conservation Area is ranked 248,711^th in the world and 125^th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.72 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.