The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Parsininsa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lil' Timothy with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.158 billion Parsininsans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silly City. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parsininsan economy, worth 317 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 146,969 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", tabloids coo over Lil' Timothy's expected child, and for just a few extra Candy Cane Gold Bars Parsininsans can get new driving records with their new cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Parsininsa's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Parsininsa is ranked 240,602^nd in the world and 1,018^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 22,780.27 Standard Monetary Units.