The Nation of Partasistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by azmaish with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.717 billion Parasi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paraat. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parasi economy, worth 879 trillion Paraais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 153,797 Paraais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Partasistan's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Partasistan is ranked 7,080^th in the world and 11^th in India for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.21 law-abiding acts per hour.