by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Luxemburgist Antifa Republic of Partisan Italy

“All power to the Workers”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks


Partisan Italy

Population2.235 billion

LeaderConfederation of Worker councils


The Luxemburgist Antifa Republic of Partisan Italy is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Confederation of Worker councils with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.235 billion Italians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Partisan Italyian economy, worth 263 trillion Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 117,855 Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Partisan Italy's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Partisan Italy is ranked 224,534th in the world and 80th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Fattest Citizens, with 6.47 Obesity Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,393rdTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,864thMost Pacifist: 3,890thMost Influential: 4,055thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,095thSafest: 4,113thNicest Citizens: 4,412thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,516thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,780thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,940thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,153rdMost Inclusive: 5,244thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,020thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,157thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,204thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,276thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,548thLowest Crime Rates: 7,408thHealthiest Citizens: 7,464thMost Developed: 7,833rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,860thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,103rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,194thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,202ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,329thLargest Governments: 9,919thMost Cultured: 10,211thSmartest Citizens: 10,328thBest Weather: 10,834thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,280thTop
Most Secular: 12,372ndMost Beautiful Environments: 12,781stMost Efficient Economies: 15,210thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,835thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,206thMost Income Equality: 20,424thMost Politically Free: 22,176th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Partisan Italy, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Partisan Italy, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Partisan Italy, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Partisan Italy endorsed The Federation of Free State of Belgium.
  • : Partisan Italy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Regulation on the Integrity of Genetic Data".
  • : Following new legislation in Partisan Italy, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Partisan Italy, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Partisan Italy, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first.
  • : Following new legislation in Partisan Italy, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : Following new legislation in Partisan Italy, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.


View Forum posts