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The Crowned Socialist Republic of Pasito

“We Will Endure”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific



Population4.177 billion


The Crowned Socialist Republic of Pasito is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.177 billion Pasitians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pasitoan economy, worth 616 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,519 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Air Pasito is rumored to receive more government funding than the Pasitoan Air Force, billion-Peso sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, and the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pasito's national animal is the Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pasito is ranked 3,152nd in the world and 101st in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 21.54 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,072ndNicest Citizens: 1,174thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,282ndTop
Most Inclusive: 2,111thMost Pacifist: 2,133rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,160thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,554thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,593rdBest Weather: 2,717thMost Influential: 3,086thHealthiest Citizens: 3,152ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,380thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,671stSafest: 3,925thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,217thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,220thMost Developed: 5,240thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,574thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,768thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,576thSmartest Citizens: 6,741stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,736thLowest Crime Rates: 7,940thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,232ndMost Cultured: 8,365thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,615thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,540thLargest Governments: 10,874thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,169thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,281stMost Efficient Economies: 11,366thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,514thHighest Average Incomes: 12,820thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,956thNudest: 13,335thMost Secular: 13,557th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 68th in the regionMost Inclusive: 71st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 74th in the regionBest Weather: 89th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 101st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 109th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 116th in the regionSafest: 124th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 128th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 155th in the regionMost Developed: 161st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 164th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 168th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 188th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 214th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 217th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 230th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 235th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 245th in the regionMost Cultured: 245th in the regionLargest Governments: 284th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 299th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 303rd in the regionNudest: 314th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 316th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 319th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 327th in the regionMost Influential: 345th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 381st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 449th in the regionMost Secular: 455th in the regionLargest Populations: 530th in the region

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