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The Republic of Pasloe

“Forsooth, 'Tis Wolven Wit That Leadeth Us”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Holo

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Pasloe

Population607 million

CurrencyLumione
AnimalWolf

The Republic of Pasloe is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 607 million Pasloeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pasloean economy, worth 63.2 trillion Lumiones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,149 Lumiones, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pasloe's national animal is the Wolf.

Pasloe is ranked 34,358th in the world and 2nd in Holo for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,255.76 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,921stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,188thTop
10%
Most Armed: 16,690thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,750thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,007thHealthiest Citizens: 28,316thHighest Food Quality: 28,998thLongest Average Lifespans: 29,993rdLargest Publishing Industry: 30,286thMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,459thMost Developed: 30,608th
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10%
Most Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pasloe, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasloe, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasloe, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasloe, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Pasloe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasloe, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasloe, visitors to Pasloe are microchipped and must be escorted by a Pasloean soldier - even to the bathroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasloe, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order.
  • : Following new legislation in Pasloe, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Pasloean weed picker are way up.
  • : Pasloe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Developed, and Most Compassionate Citizens.

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