The Weekly Witch's Wishes of Patchouli-Knowledge 4 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The cynical, devout population of 13.041 billion Patchouli-Knowledge 4ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 54.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Patchouli-Knowledge 4ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion eferferfs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,590 eferferfs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Erferferfs are considered a delicacy, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and only those who apply can study applied maths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patchouli-Knowledge 4's national animal is the erferferf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Patchouli-Knowledge 4 is ranked 60,965^th in the world and 32^nd in Yuno for Largest Governments, scoring 20.57 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.