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The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStar

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National Anthem

Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star!
I made myself a sandwich,
My Mommy named it Fred.
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead.
Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil,
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point!!!,
P.U, what's that horrible smell?!
Drum solo!
[drum solo]
I have a head, that ends in a point,
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point.
This song is over, except for this line,
You win this round, Broccoli!!!

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