The Federation of Paunkula Landscape Conservation Area is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and digital currency. The compassionate, devout population of 875 million Paunkula Landscape Conservation Areans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.9%.

The strong Paunkula Landscape Conservation Arean economy, worth 57.6 trillion gambles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,803 gambles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,135 per year while the poor average 10,985, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

The only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and Paunkula Landscape Conservation Arean husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paunkula Landscape Conservation Area's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paunkula Landscape Conservation Area is ranked 168,665^th in the world and 78^th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 35,599.71 Standard Monetary Units.