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The Federation of Paxilian

“One Country,One Langue,One Flag”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population1.525 billion

CurrencyPax Dollar

The Federation of Paxilian is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and parental licensing program. The cynical population of 1.525 billion Paxilianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paxilianian economy, worth 218 trillion Pax Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 143,058 Pax Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, vacationing Paxilianians expect to be treated as royalty, there's a hole in the heart of every Paxilianian city, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paxilian's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Paxilian is ranked 8,768th in the world and 503rd in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.01 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,163rdTop
Most Influential: 1,581stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,126thLowest Crime Rates: 6,168thMost Authoritarian: 7,396thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,859thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,624thHealthiest Citizens: 8,768thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,770thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,323rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,479thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,982ndMost Developed: 10,318thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,996thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,325thLargest Governments: 12,616thHighest Average Incomes: 13,825thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,843rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,598thBest Weather: 14,905th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 187th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 303rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 309th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 347th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 355th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 424th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 478th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 503rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 536th in the regionLargest Governments: 615th in the regionMost Developed: 623rd in the regionMost Influential: 637th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 669th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 694th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 705th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 707th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Paxilian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Paxilian, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Paxilian, there's a hole in the heart of every Paxilianian city.
  • : Following new legislation in Paxilian, vacationing Paxilianians expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Paxilian, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Paxilian, the police double as repo men.
  • : Paxilian was endorsed by The Protectorate of Cuyan.
  • : Paxilian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Paxilian, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
  • : Paxilian was endorsed by The Poor Team of The Tampa Bay Rays.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 137 » El Fiji Grande, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Siwale, Sunto, Shibutani, Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, Shin-Hachioji, Shadowrik, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Spartoptia, Sundred, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Universal State Formula, Wineclaw, Holy Oranz, New Pruessen, SORT, The United States of Romania, Selfgradatude, Former English Colony, General COE, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, United Draconia, Frances Francis the First of France, Malta Comino Gozo, Buckerino, New Bremerton, Sil Dorsett, Votak Matim, Sinelona, Californian Redwood, Wilkshire, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, The Iron Lions, Ethnon, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Diodone, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, The Windmilluminati, Bearical, and 87 others.Niradans, Unsophisticate, Omnistria, Hong Kong Empire, Amauri, Black Templares, Empy, Lunallian, Dreadton, Outer Egorniand, Xentherida, Federation Terra Australis, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Yukti, The South Falls, Maott, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Alunya, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Steraz, Atain, The Sinclarian Provinces, Suicidistan, Justanistan, Guer Aike, Q w e r t y, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Joodey, Torakuen, Guslantis, Ara Antrizuls, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Jasminlandia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Trillius, Misuvelia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Unimaginable Doom, Ejhsa, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Aratani, Free Azzaca, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, Loutsland, Valhalla123, The Black Cathedral, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Constantinolia, Loli County, Makersaulache, Kobagia, Eriadni, Xzavia-Hjar, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Aerilia, Penrith, Utopicican, Runeda, Alsace and Lorraine United, Nation of stars, Daiz, Princely Irbis, Sockmanland, The Tampa Bay Rays, and Cuyan.

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