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Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Dominator
Location: Democratia
Peace through Superior Firepower
Population | 16.68 billion |
Capital | Fortified Monument of Peace |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | unicorn |
The Armed Republic of Peace through Superior Firepower is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.68 billion Peace through Superior Firepowerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortified Monument of Peace. The average income tax rate is 79.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Peace through Superior Firepowerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,590 trillion bitcoins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,242 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peace through Superior Firepower's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Peace through Superior Firepower is ranked 30,127th in the world and 2nd in Democratia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.65 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Peace through Superior Firepower, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
- : Following new legislation in Peace through Superior Firepower, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Peace through Superior Firepower was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Peace through Superior Firepower, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars.
- : Following new legislation in Peace through Superior Firepower, schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit.
- : Following new legislation in Peace through Superior Firepower, nobody likes bad boys any more.
- : Following new legislation in Peace through Superior Firepower, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls.
- : Following new legislation in Peace through Superior Firepower, a decrease in wailing and gnashing of teeth at astronomical events is reducing demand for dentistry.
- : Following new legislation in Peace through Superior Firepower, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Peace through Superior Firepower, the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt.