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The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

“Never Never flinch. Never falter. Never surrender” Mme Boss

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific



Population3.113 billion

LeaderMme Boss

AnimalGrizzly Bear

The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mme Boss with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.113 billion Peatiktistians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurgh. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Peatiktistian economy, worth 331 trillion Peats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,599 Peats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peatiktist's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wheelism.

Peatiktist is ranked 25,386th in the world and 422nd in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 526.93075304188 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,692ndMost Influential: 2,064thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,914thMost Devout: 12,510thLowest Crime Rates: 14,965thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,402nd
Most Influential: 132nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 153rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 230th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 383rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 385th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 387th in the regionMost Devout: 413th in the regionMost Stationary: 422nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 430th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 433rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 459th in the regionMost Cultured: 462nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 488th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 493rd in the regionLargest Governments: 497th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 498th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 515th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 517th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 529th in the regionLargest Populations: 537th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 541st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 549th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 565th in the regionSafest: 575th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 597th in the regionNicest Citizens: 610th in the region

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