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The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

“Never Never flinch. Never falter. Never surrender”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific



Population5.343 billion

LeaderMme Boss

AnimalGrizzly Bear

The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mme Boss with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.343 billion Peatiktistians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurgh. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Peatiktistian economy, worth 568 trillion Peats a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,397 Peats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Peatiktist" at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peatiktist's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wheelism.

Peatiktist is ranked 218,879th in the world and 8,884th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -15.59 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,106thTop
Most Influential: 2,352ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,918thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,325thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,232ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,429thMost Devout: 12,729thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,195thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,331stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,584thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,109thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,189thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,455thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,865thSafest: 15,073rdSmartest Citizens: 15,115thHealthiest Citizens: 16,140thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,502ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,783rdMost Cultured: 17,377thLargest Governments: 17,870thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,775thMost Stationary: 19,706thBest Weather: 20,545thMost Developed: 21,058thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,747th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 121st in the regionMost Influential: 127th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 215th in the regionMost Stationary: 294th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 296th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 356th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 358th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 380th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 394th in the regionMost Devout: 394th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 404th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 410th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 414th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 414th in the regionLargest Populations: 419th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 420th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 427th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 460th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 460th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 462nd in the regionLargest Governments: 491st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 495th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 524th in the regionSafest: 524th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 615th in the regionMost Developed: 638th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 689th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 703rd in the regionBest Weather: 708th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 827th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 840th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 869th in the regionNicest Citizens: 898th in the region

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