“ELFI PERSONAE NON SUNT”
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Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: The North Pacific
The Theocracy of Pelorilia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 532 million Pelorilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peloria. The average income tax rate is 31.3%.
The thriving Pelorilian economy, worth 42.8 trillion Elven Ears a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 80,406 Elven Ears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
The only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Pelorilian ambassadors, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Leader's desk, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pelorilia's national animal is the Giant Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pelorilia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Pelorilia was endorsed by The Republic of Parmovand.
- : Following new legislation in Pelorilia, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
- : Following new legislation in Pelorilia, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Leader's desk.
- : Pelorilia was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
- : Pelorilia was endorsed by The United Dynastic Republic of Opstan.
- : Pelorilia was endorsed by The Hub Federation of Orado.
- : Pelorilia was endorsed by The Confederacy of Zyvetskistaahn.
- : Pelorilia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Dabarastan.
- : Pelorilia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Clan Spaniel.
Endorsements Received: 93 » Runeda, Alunya, Corfad, The Rhein States, Sinelona, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, El Fiji Grande, Loutsland, PlanetPunk, Great Bights Mum, Ethnon, Xzavia-Hjar, Sundred, Kwaj, Dar es Saalam, Trillius, Daiz, North Bratislava, New Octicarg, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Siwale, Holy Oranz, Sockmanland, Cuyan, Zumlandia, Jasminlandia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Bearical, Omnistria, Delmak, Makersaulache, Steampunk Ariel, Notyoutopia, Guer Aike, Selfgradatude, 1 very fast endotarter, Duerrlewang, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pallaith, Glurponia, New Bremerton, Federation Terra Australis, McMasterdonia, Spartoptia, Frances Francis the First of France, Orven, Shadowrik, Guslantis, and 43 others.The Stratosphere Islands, Ibiscaton, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Test for a new hope, Sil Dorsett, Shibutani, Black Templares, Sunto, Newpromisedland, Kasazzastan, Aratani, Ponantine, Maott, Racoda, Pasargad, Wisconsota, Wineclaw, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Amauri, Gnomewatchers, Moubarakistan, Joodey, Viridiann, Xentherida, Nothru Lerple, Angshire, Miruma, Kranostav, Loli County, PotatoFarmers, Yukti, Pazair, The Iron Lions, United Kahndaq, Seenvorland, Solskjar, Vincone Cae, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Orado, Eravonia, and Parmovand.