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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the South Pacific

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Pencil Sharpeners 2

Population7.446 billion

CapitalPandapolis
LeaderSupercomputer 00356

CurrencyPencil shaving
AnimalPencil

The Endorse Erinor of Pencil Sharpeners 2 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supercomputer 00356 with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.446 billion Pencil Sharpeners 2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandapolis. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pencil Sharpeners 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,372 trillion Pencil shavings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 721,532 Pencil shavings, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit. Crime is totally unknown. Pencil Sharpeners 2's national animal is the Pencil, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pencil Sharpeners 2 is ranked 807th in the world and 29th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 10,342.09 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 20thLargest Information Technology Sector: 44thHighest Average Incomes: 46thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 49thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 57thMost Secular: 62ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 90thMost Scientifically Advanced: 90thLargest Black Market: 111thMost Corrupt Governments: 141stLargest Mining Sector: 151stMost Influential: 164thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 225thLargest Retail Industry: 227thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 234thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 289thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 292ndHighest Poor Incomes: 305thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 305thMost Avoided: 308thLargest Governments: 324thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 335thMost Advanced Public Transport: 386thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 445thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 464thFattest Citizens: 568thMost Advanced Public Education: 603rdSmartest Citizens: 647thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 807thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,028thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,079thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,084thHighest Economic Output: 1,167thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,186thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,652ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,795thMost Cultured: 3,211thLowest Crime Rates: 3,308thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,019thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,224thMost Efficient Economies: 5,167thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 8,143rdMost Armed: 8,397thMost Stationary: 9,568thNudest: 16,035th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 44th in the regionRudest Citizens: 57th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 72nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionMost Cultured: 93rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 107th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 186th in the regionMost Armed: 188th in the regionMost Stationary: 191st in the regionLargest Populations: 293rd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 384th in the regionMost Developed: 595th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 554 » Bear Connors Paradiso, Crabius, Theorin, The Two Jerseys, Kiasu-ism, Lioniel, The United Expanse, Drugged Monkeys, Seliyan progressive Islands, Kringalia, Curlyhoward, Sedunn, Cape Adare, Darakin, Belschaft, Drystar, Lambdaland, Great Scapula, The teslan theocracy of teslatania, Ancient Slobovia, Ukronda, Privatore, Bergenu, Japanese Federal Republic, Phillius, New East Scandinavia, Madhonia, Farengeto, Kaugummi, Goose Reich, Dubbayoo, FreeFishers, Bandorion, Dankstergrad, Transtemporal Shifts, Kholdan, Dylar, KIROVET, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Nothanksbutseriously, Cypheri, Ufask, Karatengisa, Three Rivia Levr, Addisotopia, Havenfell, The Solar System Scope, Trinennie, Sagada, Pax Dracon, and 504 others.PEPEP, Akiponesia, Saganye, Center Lisle, Techganet, Vlod, Luddinlande, Sandaoguo, Grirobor, Quiescent, Sanden, Tsunamy, Delta Heavy, Vylore, Litorauria, Janapuri, Erinor, Escevola, Nueta, Holy Chimerland, Lumpov Hasch, Petropole States, Noire Denholm, 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