The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Panda Protector with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.242 billion Pencil Sharpeners Twice are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandapolis. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pencil Sharpeners Twice economy, worth an astonishing 25,015 trillion Pencil shavings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,235,831 Pencil shavings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,772,706 per year while the poor average 38,120, a ratio of 256 to 1.

Wealthy Pencil Sharpeners Twice never seem to hear the doorbell, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, Pencil Sharpeners Twice companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, and minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pencil Sharpeners 2's national animal is the Pencil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amerionism.

Pencil Sharpeners 2 is ranked 79^th in the world and 2^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 27,871.5 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.