The Kingdom of Penumbrian Palladium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.226 billion Penumbrian Palladiumians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Administration and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Penumbrian Palace. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The very strong Penumbrian Palladiumian economy, worth 794 trillion Ewes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 77,652 Ewes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,803 per year while the poor average 15,581, a ratio of 17.8 to 1.

Toddler groups haven taken over local libraries, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Penumbrian Palladium's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Penumbrian Palladium is ranked 289,204^th in the world and 10,871^st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 33.72 law-abiding acts per hour.