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The Federation of Peoples Republic of Oprah

“Turn your wounds into wisdom” Oprah Winfrey

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Free Nations Region

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Peoples Republic of Oprah

Population4.763 billion

CapitalGayle
LeaderOprah Winfrey
FaithOprah

CurrencyFree Gifts
AnimalEmu

The Federation of Peoples Republic of Oprah is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Oprah Winfrey with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 4.763 billion Oprahians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gayle. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Oprahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion Free Gifts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 224,234 Free Gifts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads The Free Nations Region in per capita stalking, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, child labor has been outlawed, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples Republic of Oprah's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oprah.

Peoples Republic of Oprah is ranked 149,837th in the world and 263rd in The Free Nations Region for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -11.05 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,092ndMost Inclusive: 1,351stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,375thLargest Governments: 1,431stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,481stTop
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Smartest Citizens: 1,943rdMost Developed: 2,026thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,099thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,100thMost Cultured: 2,298thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,338thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,403rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,474thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,660thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,731stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,836thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,910thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,382ndMost Secular: 3,551stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,742ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,807thHighest Average Incomes: 4,067thSafest: 4,604thMost Efficient Economies: 5,059thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,249thMost Influential: 6,435thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,653rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,995thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 8,899thMost Pacifist: 9,543rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,912thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,249thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,775thRudest Citizens: 11,963rdNudest: 13,207thHighest Economic Output: 13,387th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Peoples Republic of Oprah's influence in The Free Nations Region rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of Oprah, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of Oprah, child labor has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of Oprah, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of Oprah, the nation leads The Free Nations Region in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of Oprah, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of Oprah, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of Oprah, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of Oprah, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Peoples Republic of Oprah, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.

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