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The *Insert something funny here of Peoples Republic of Peepeeland

“We will kick your ass if we want to.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks

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Peoples Republic of Peepeeland

Population577 million

CapitalPeePee Island

CurrencyMarvey
AnimalBjOrN ThE ParRoT

The *Insert something funny here of Peoples Republic of Peepeeland is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 577 million Peepeelandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PeePee Island. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Peepeelandian economy, worth 56.7 trillion Marveys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,315 Marveys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, and no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines. Crime is totally unknown. Peoples Republic of Peepeeland's national animal is the BjOrN ThE ParRoT, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Peoples Republic of Peepeeland is ranked 49,834th in the world and 70th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,878.73 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,300thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,469thMost Influential: 8,443rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,328thMost Inclusive: 13,475thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,504thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,725thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,035thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,437thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,744thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,801stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,725th
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Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the region

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