by Max Barry

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The Republic of Pepperoni Hot Pockets

“Nation mottos are lame”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Zero

Location: the Pacific


Pepperoni Hot Pockets

Population3.762 billion

Animalnone of your business

The Republic of Pepperoni Hot Pockets is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 3.762 billion Pepperoni Hot Pocketsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Pepperoni Hot Pocketsian economy, worth 180 trillion Bananas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,033 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime, and Pepperoni Hot Pockets has designated Pepperoni Hot Pockets City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pepperoni Hot Pockets's national animal is the none of your business, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pepperoni Hot Pockets is ranked 75,370th in the world and 2,904th in the Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.07 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,708th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 373rd in the regionLargest Populations: 515th in the region

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Endorsements Received: None.