“Et Familiaris Imperatoris”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Apprentice
|Capital||Imperial City of Perchan|
|Leader||Kaiser-Meister Grimald von Barschan|
|Faith||Perchanian Reformation Church|
The Imperial City and Hinterland of Perchan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser-Meister Grimald von Barschan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.904 billion Perchanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial City of Perchan. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Perchanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,539 trillion Imperial Perchmarks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,878 Imperial Perchmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Bike rage is all the rage, Air Perchan is rumored to receive more government funding than the Perchanian Air Force, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perchan's national animal is the Perchanian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Perchanian Reformation Church.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Perchan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
- : Perchan was endorsed by The Republic of The Sigometh Dynasty.
- : Perchan endorsed The Pernicious Plutocracy of Honeydewistania.
- : Perchan was endorsed by The Pernicious Plutocracy of Honeydewistania.
- : Perchan endorsed The Republic of Sutnailag.
- : Perchan was endorsed by The Republic of Sutnailag.
- : Following new legislation in Perchan, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
- : Following new legislation in Perchan, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Perchan, Air Perchan is rumored to receive more government funding than the Perchanian Air Force.
- : Perchan endorsed The Kingdom of Debussy.
Endorsements Received: 95 » Treadwellia, New Rogernomics, Nargorthia, Denado, Aflana, Axixic, Mzeusia, Snoodum, Aaecilia, Aleckandor, Aigania, Emperor PJ, Burning Pants, Courlany, Rommanda, Laporter, Margandy, Caybow, Mainze, Leton, Russiane, Hickerbilly, Othan, Lingord, Lazarene Ryccia, Marcellinople, Sireco, Port Flynt, Rangers Brotherhood, Ireland Isles, The New California Republic, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Astalen, Guiness Freaks, Bobs raider puppet, Capercom, General Mike, Xracona, Sophisica, Darkium, Dracovis, Skin Nation The Second, Auralon, Wishper, Steel Vagabonds, Ecchi Unlimited, The Celestial Lands, The Daedric Lords, Nova Zemlya, Lobosias, and 45 others.Kunigund, Grand Place, Wilhelmsborough, Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, Meat Sandwich, Tinbo, Glorious Society, Dhan, Custadia, Arkanik, Trumps Dictatorship, Pama Freeza, Aletian, Cossack Peoples, Issrak-om, Loftegen 3, Aegis-5, Wencee, Surd, Aguaria Major, Bravenewworld, Tristin, Navordia, Northern Rosary Isles, Uhanda, Fissure Town, Halliway, Tor Otto, Outlaw Conformity, Inceptio, Darcaethir, Leonism, Kamikaze89, Ioboriya, Tottoro, Peoples Republic of zanzablanzabar, Arclandia, The Salvation States, Domais, Zekrosz, Ashoy, Killer Kitty, Debussy, Honeydewistania, and The Sigometh Dynasty.